An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.
by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022
Get the Penis Fartsmug. by beasliebeats March 9, 2022
Get the Weed Fartmug. A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024
Get the comet fartmug. winds from down under mostly searched by degenerates who think bathroom humor is funny i however am above that here is a good joke: BUTTS!
by toilet.org November 2, 2020
Get the FARTS!mug. by Justin the fart nugget king October 20, 2019
Get the Fart nuggetmug. When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
Get the Faux Fartmug. by jambags38 September 26, 2011
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