When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
Get the The Wal-Mart Effectmug. When you find out your girlfriend/boyfriend is only dating you for a rebound, so you get a rebound yourself to coup, which then leads them to get a rebound and so on until the loop continues.
"I thought Terry was just with Emilia. Now he's with Karua?"
"Probably a rebound. Hope it doesn't cause a Rebound Effect."
"Probably a rebound. Hope it doesn't cause a Rebound Effect."
by ineedhelpnow September 2, 2020
Get the Rebound Effectmug. The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
Get the The Patrick Effectmug. The Charles Effect is named after Charles Leclerc a monegasque F1 driver, and it's when drivers wink for no reason while being at the padock
Did you see how hot Carlos looked when he winked at the podium? The Charles Effect is really really is amazing!
by genia1617 July 6, 2022
Get the The Charles Effectmug. Man this morning i was suffering from the Zaun effect... It wasn't an easy decision but it was the right one
by Itsthemadhatter April 1, 2024
Get the The Zaun Effectmug. The outcome of getting a haircut from Elizabeth barber Jblendz such as fucking hella hoes , making hella money and receiving many compliments from people more specifically bitches.
Seb: Yo isn’t this the 6th girl you’re with this week???!! and you made 20 bands as welll? How???
Rick: The Jblendz Effect bro
Rick: The Jblendz Effect bro
by onamuh August 21, 2024
Get the Jblendz Effectmug. Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
Get the mom effectmug.