shit-rich

A level of great wealth in which a person may use money as toilet paper without concern.

I hate that guy...he doesn't have a care in the world. He's not just rich, he is shit-rich.

by FDirector March 14, 2018

The Godzilla shit

A shit so massive it hurts to get out your anus and makes a big splashing noice. After this you'll have a fart like a giant lizzard roaring.

The Godzilla Shit. What are you gonna do 'bout it?

by Japsterman April 26, 2016

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.

Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.

by Mr shit March 25, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.

Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?

by MyInternetNameIsRon April 26, 2017

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015