one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 26, 2004

Two girls, One cup

The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.

Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol

by sussyimposteramoguslol September 7, 2021

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 11, 2003

one hit wonder weed

take one hit of dis weed an you'll be wondering what hit ya

woooooooooooow i had some one hit wonder weed or sumting... i'm fuckin flyin man!

by selley November 22, 2004

one-eyed fang

According to Chava, it's your "chile", or "one-eyed monster", in short it's your cock

damn hommie, last night I killed that bitch with the one-eyed fang, I squirted the poison and put her to sleep!

by El Jefe from H.O.B.B. October 26, 2008

two girls one cup

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)

Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Disney's One Saturday Morning

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series

Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

by Mizkex October 6, 2008