Jack Mckenna is the king of Dh7. He owns brandon and durham and england and europe and the world. He gets loads of ladies and they often suck him dry.
by not jack mckenna October 14, 2024
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They often make good bouncers as their looks keep the ladies happy and they aren't afraid of a scrap.
They often make good bouncers as their looks keep the ladies happy and they aren't afraid of a scrap.
That bouncer Jack was flirting with me and next minute I know he's dealing with a massive fight. God he's so hot.
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