West Port High School

West Port High School really takes the High part seriously. Students go there to pursue their talents only to be disappointed. You really get a show from this school! From the amazing theater performances to the passionate bathroom sex interrupted by fiddlers with Devil went down to Georgia to the stolen sinks! Do you like bathrooms? Well, you're in luck, there is a golden toilet fit for a king! Your education is very important here! You'll only fail every other semester!

Friend: What high school are you going to?
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.

by Bitchboymcgee November 12, 2021

Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....

by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021

DePaul catholic high school

DePaul is known for there excellent football team and hot girls that vape 24/7 and think there the shit! The girls only base guys off there popularity and how old they are and not even off there personality…in this school “all girls are the same” Juice world quote.

DePaul Catholic high schoolis a fun place to f*ck around and hook up with girls.

by Teachers pet in DePaul October 6, 2021

sam barlow high school

highschool full of white kids who think they thugged out .

boy: “ima thug shordyy”
girl: boy please you go to sam barlow high school”

by realahhnikka128 October 12, 2021

Garden City High School

Garden City High School is fucking hell. Please save yourself suicidal thoughts and depression by going to a different school.

Garden City High School is worse than death. I would rather be in a head on car crash then go here.

by Yourmom.com October 13, 2021

divine child high school

full of people that need to have a reality check and get their head out of their ass

friend 1: “they go to divine child?”

friend 2: “yea”

friend 1: “yikes bruh lmao. divine child high school is ballistic”

by ass licker 3000 October 15, 2021

Smiths Hill High School

A co-ed selective school located in North Wollongong. It seems rich but is actually really povvo. It is considered a nerd school but 70% are amazing at sports and music, and stepping into Smiths Hill honestly feels like you’re going back to the 90s most of the time. Due to the coastal location there is a lot of surf influences. The school canteen sells lots of amazing food such as meat pies and chocolate milk. Overall, SHHS is a terrific school.

Smiths Hill High School is rad! I hope the canteen still has chocolate milk!

by cringelord777777 October 27, 2021