by farting day November 27, 2022
Get the farting daymug. a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you
person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''
by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024
Get the ghost fartmug. 1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
Get the Dick Fartmug. An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
Get the evening fartmug. When one farts a bubbly fart and leaves their butthole wet its called fart spittle For example hey Jim that sounded like you just left fart spittle in your britches
by Dangit October 18, 2013
Get the fart spittlemug. by skibirdi March 4, 2025
Get the skibidi fart amoungus t pose big chungusmug. 