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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career
"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"
by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025
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Trader Joe’s

Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
P1-Do you know joe?

P2- who’s joe?
P1- Trader Joe’s toes in a garden hose
by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023
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Joe

biggest cock, gets loads of bitches, funniest guy, sexy as fuck, immaculate rizz, also gets called the rizzard of oz, don’t let him talk to your girl cos he’ll take her
Amy: Hey did you see that photo of joe
Calissa: Yeah he’s sexy as fuck i want him ruin my life
by Joexr17 December 29, 2022
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Joe

A joe is a that thin line of skin that lines the bottom of your penis and follows through to the asshole
I zipped my cock up in my zipper and it almost tore my joe!
by Weslooo March 3, 2019
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Joe Mama

Joe Mama so fat she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl
by anonymous June 19, 2022
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Joe

This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
- who’s that hot dude

- name’s joe

- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!

-yh… guess who he’s taken by

- probs some hot ass chick

- nope! By me 😏
by SOTASANAHTA September 30, 2021
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