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Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.
Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
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Urban Bruh

When UrbDic doesn't have a new top word in weeks.
Bruh, Urban doesn't have any top words. What an Urban Bruh
by Jonah Ryan September 1, 2021
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urban dictionary

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.
Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane. oh no
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

A scary website where you feel scared, yet understood. A website where you can search anything and find any answer.
Boy: Wtf does this mean????
Girl: Search it on the Urban Dictionary...
Boy: **dies inside when he sees the definitions**
by d a d d y March 2, 2019
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Urban dick

by Jdogcoolkid1997 January 2, 2021
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Urban

Citylike
thats an urban place
by theworldforce45 January 6, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

by S0M3ON3 STUP1D September 13, 2020
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