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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024
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John Allen

That was soo john allen
by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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John Roblox Syndrome

John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
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