Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 04, 2018

That’s on John

instead of “thats the tea”

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john

by wxrcrxmes January 03, 2020

The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”

Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.

by Snooki’s bath water February 26, 2022

Klondike like Leto John

When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on

The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 31, 2023

Klondike like Leto John

When some one looks a lot like Elton John

She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 31, 2023

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 21, 2017