New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)

Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.

by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

Fake News

Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion

Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.

by My tag is already used July 26, 2019

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:

john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.

by ityttv November 5, 2019

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

new fires

A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.

Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!

by chachajoe November 11, 2019

gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..

Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019