mr blowie

Bear in 30 seconds to mars vid the kill.

Mr Blowie is in the kill

by Secretone November 25, 2007

Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023

Mr. Mouth

A garrulous man or boy that talks a lot but never shuts up.

Man #1: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Man #2: Shut up, Mr. Mouth!

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK March 18, 2024

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

mr sebesta

A nice person, or known as a simp.

“See that guy over there? He looks like a Mr Sebesta.” , “how come?”, “well, he’s being a total.. simp-“

by Destineehdhdh June 2, 2021

Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact

“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”

by Belle Cat October 21, 2025