John

Is a really cool name

I am john

by Buusiness October 9, 2019

John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high

Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?

by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018

john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.

"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.

by stinsons October 21, 2010

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.

Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.

by Mrcheef April 27, 2022

john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills

Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph

by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021