Ron John

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.

He acts like Ron John.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by November 20, 2023

John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men

Hey! Look at that John Dykson!

by Thug Hunting Soldier December 07, 2022

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 16, 2019

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 06, 2018

John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024