Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)
"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"
by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Two Finger On Hand

Putting your two (or more fingers) above your forearm is the representation of shooting up heroin.
Did you see that guy do the new tiktok trend sheeeshhh?
Yeah, I hope he knows what it truly means.
Two Finger On Hand
by Willywilly1988 August 17, 2021
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Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.
Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.
by NBST June 13, 2024
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Anxiety hands

The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
by 404_Lost December 20, 2018
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One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack
Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty
by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016
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