Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 21, 2019

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020

Penis

A male body part that shoots white stuff

That’s a huge penis

by Yahoo urban February 5, 2020

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021