When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.
The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"
Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
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Get the New World Order mug.A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life
All due an incarceration (jail, prison)
Very similar as a mid life crisis
Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family
Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.
Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country
All in the name of starting over
Note it can be temporary or permanent
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life
All due an incarceration (jail, prison)
Very similar as a mid life crisis
Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family
Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.
Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country
All in the name of starting over
Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
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Get the New word mug.New Vooperis is a Planet under Royal Council rule but ultimately under United Federation Jurisdiction. New Vooperis is a great place for tourism... And being sent to Hell by a goddess you tried to date... Did I mention its a good place for tourism?
People: New Vooperis is corrupt bring it down.
Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.
Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.
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