ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

by chumburger February 17, 2021

dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

by Big 69 October 16, 2017

Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

by pooo1od January 16, 2020

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019