A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy
also the handkerchief is drippy
by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 27, 2022
The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.
by Guitarjo April 30, 2022
by punic man October 04, 2021
by Outrages November 29, 2016
John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Murphy is fat!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 19, 2022
by Jean Porque June 05, 2025
Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022