Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.

Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019

jack hennessy

He’s perfect. Hard to get close to because he is stubborn. But anyone can fall stupidly in love with him.

“I think i fallen for a Jack Hennessy”

by cawwwwmmmm December 15, 2019

Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story

by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019

Jack

Someone who thinks they are hard but they really are a dickhead. If u are friends with this guy un friend him now!!!!!!!!

Jack is a bad friend

by Dkebrh December 16, 2019

Galactic jack

The action of jerking off on acid

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"

by I'm chad December 21, 2019

Jack

Jack is an amazing person and normally brags about having a huge dick. He normally gets all the ladies with his muscular build but also he may not have time for you as he is at the gym most days. Jack has an amazing personality and has dreamy blue eyes that will get your engines roaring!

Bob "There goes jack bragging about his big dick again"
Jeff "It's just jack"

by PaypalMeMoney December 24, 2019

Jack

Jack is the kindest person ever. He is always wanting to make other people happy and sometimes forgets that he needs to be happy in order to make others happy. He is truely the nicest, good looking, sweetest, encouraging, resilient, compassionate, empathetic guy you will ever meet. He is literally good at EVERYTHING, even tho he denies it, he really is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is fantastic at musical things and extremely good at sports. You are soooo lucky to have someone like a jack in your life because he will make you smile, even if he’s giving the saddest news in the world. His smile lights up your world and his eyes are gorgeous, light blue in colour. Jacks are very rare and you need to show how much they mean to you a lot because they deserve to know how much they mean to you. They need to be appreciated.

Girl 1: “who’s that?”
Girl 2: “that’s a jack I can tell by his smile.”

by I care about u December 25, 2019