Jack

When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.

Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”

by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Jack Summers

Jack Summers is a lethal and feral chav. He chooses to spend time either sleeping on discord or making satisfying sounds (such as the helicopter) to Harry Styles as he tries to impersonate his wild and furious locks. Jack has a very sexy mother named Ellen. We only care about Ellen, nobody loves Jack.

Jack Summers like to use go on discord whilst doing the helicopter.

by magid magid July 30, 2018

High-Jacking

Jacking off in an Airplane

Slavery is like High-Jacking, Everyone does it but it's frowned upon

by Big b0ye 248 July 31, 2018

Big Jack Daddy

Big jack daddy can describe a plethora of things. For instance, a big jack daddy can be someone who is absolutely YOLKED and spends hours on end lifting at the gym. This term can also refer to any type of microwaveable TV dinner that has a lot of meat and potatoes. Finally and most importantly, a big jack daddy is a burger at Buffalo Wild Wings, which is where this saying originated from.

1. Rachel has been lifting so hard lately. She’s starting to look like a Big Jack Daddy.
2. Hey honey! Can you pull the big jack daddy out of the fridge?
3. “I’ll take the big jack daddy please”

by Eagle Woman August 18, 2018

Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018

Jack

A COMPLETE DICK. Is a perve and thinks he’s the shit but like boi bye

girl 1: see that jack over there he asked to hook up with like 3 girls tonight and they all said no
girl 2: yeah probs cuz he thinks he’s the shit and is ugly af

girl 3: he’s such a man whore

by Rwarrrrrrrrr August 20, 2018

Jack

I would go and fuck him because he has a 12” penis! , his penis isnt the only good thing his sense of humour is great and he doesn’t care about people’s hate/opinions.

Jack is a sexy boy!

by Djdbdvsjskd August 24, 2018