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hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
mugGet the hand phonermug.

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!
Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
mugGet the zimbabwe hand grenademug.

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.
"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"
by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017
mugGet the Presidential-Handsmug.

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
mugGet the Second-hand therapymug.
Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.
by memejeff March 23, 2024
mugGet the giving in to the hand policemug.

gamer hands

when your hand get so cold you can type/click. usually the hand you use your mouse with.
"fuck bro i got gamer hands" proceeds to blow on hand to warm it up
by d0m7n7ck August 21, 2020
mugGet the gamer handsmug.

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
mugGet the Eyes and the handsmug.

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