chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

petite albino monkey

a dirty white emo that acts like shes black but shes really just a morbidly obese white girl

"ur not funny u petite albino monkey."

by draculamanee April 29, 2022

Bad Monkey Drama

It has carrots in it. A annoying group of dorky monkeys throwing temper tantrums and they flow flying poop at anyone. Jane Goodall has nothing on these crazy ass monkeys that fly as well.

Fuck this monkey throwing shit at me too much bad monkey drama

by Stupefy1621 July 31, 2012

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

monkey your robot

This is a sexual move in which a small hairy man works the shaft of another man.

I can't believe you got Johnny to monkey your robot last night.

by Anon e Must March 13, 2011

Porch monkey love

When Will eats drew smiths little chose. Then barfs out cum on his dog.

I just love my mom and porch monkey love

by Porch monkey love March 06, 2017

What the H Monkey??

a word when said if confused and has nothing better to say

created by Blair Bear of the 727 bizz-itchess

Bob- "Fuck yo couch!!!"

Blair Bear- "What the H Monkey??"

by Blairy Bo Beary August 15, 2008