Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!
by Gary Peacock February 06, 2025
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John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 28, 2024
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John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face
Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina
by Urban Dictionary January 08, 2018
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The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
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John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022
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Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome
Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
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