Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do

Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar October 18, 2008

Dick Drops

After urination, when a man's bladder and penis assure him that he is done peeing, there's a little extra that comes out as soon as he puts his dick away. Dick drops can range anywhere from a single drop in the undergarments to several drops that fall as far down the pant leg as the knee.

"Dude, I shook like 15 times but I got the dick drops in my khakis, we gotta leave the party."

by n053b133d September 4, 2011

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015