Jalapeno Hot Dog

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

by Bean 63 July 3, 2006

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

dog with two dicks

the air of someone extremely happy

Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night

by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003

dog and pony show

A demonstration or proof of concept (often done for a client) to prove the product works as sold or to show how a design on paper looks once actually built. May or may not be a waste of time. Used in the special effects industry among many others.

I have a Dog and Pony show for the director this afternoon. He wants to see how the exploding car rig looks on film.

by Victor Reiner October 3, 2006

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

t-dog

a thong
basically underwear that goes up your ass

Ew! look at that girl's panty line, she definitely needs a t-dog.

by Dori, Nicole & Deliya November 26, 2004

hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner

Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"

by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008