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John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.
by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021
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Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.
"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend
by Sashanks September 19, 2020
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john frusciante

john frusciante playing don't forget me live
by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023
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john lockamy

john lockamy a real one. solid all the way around he would never squeal. he is very lowkey so watch yo hoe. he is also a jack of all trades. he sells body oils, drives large vehicles, trains people to get their cdls, and can fix any part on a car from el camino to crown vic and even a bonnie. the kid does it all
by myniggabilly June 5, 2020
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John

Doesn't understand social media trends

What da dawg doin
This kid has an extra chromosome,one more to be a qualified john
by NoTaJohn November 21, 2021
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John

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".
As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.
by A&Please me June 16, 2022
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Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
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