smash off

For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.

Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"

Layton: "What?"

Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"

Layton: "Oh yeah?"

Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"

by WuShock April 20, 2010

off-sync

Having water in your shoes

DJstunna getting repeated greats on Witch Doctor because the machine was "off-sync"

by Pqqp November 10, 2008

off da waffle

another word for off da chain meanin hot and/or da shit iz fire

yo dem jordans iz off da waffle ma ni69a

by white boii August 13, 2006

Fart drop-off

When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.

Shit, I feel some gas coming, betting take a fart drop-off

by William Mark B. June 11, 2007

Pissed Off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you giving it to someone up the ass. After getting a rusty trombone, you pull it out and put a lightning bolt made out of shit on her forehead. After realizing what you just did, she becomes pissed off.

After getting it up the ass, Michael received a pissed off potter to top it off.

by Connor Padden December 19, 2008

Fuck Off Friday

The official day of the week to tell something or someone you don't like to politely fuck off.

Hey everyone, it's Fuck Off Friday! Hey Rebecca Black: FUCK OFF! :)

by ViperStrike27 November 14, 2013

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005