If a gentleman were to tear a newspaper up into hundreds of pieces and then proceed to eat them, it may be because he is 'whacked out on goof balls'.
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
Of course, he may just be a mentalist but that's another story
by Matty Boy October 7, 2004
Get the goof balls mug.The act of taking a testicle-holding sack and throwing, punching, dragging, flinging, tossing, spiking, or slamming it into someone's face with the use of kinetic force, usually around the eyeballs or forehead.
Man #1: Hey dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night. Man #2: Oh, that sucks man. Man #1: So, to shut her up, I ball-sacked her and she just remained silent.
He woke the next morning from last night's party only to find a medium-sized ballsack print on his forehead.
She enjoyed a nice case of ball-sacking last night after her boyfriend's best friend showed up.
Woman: I feel sad today. Man: Aww, I'm sorry. You want me to drag my sack across your face?
He woke the next morning from last night's party only to find a medium-sized ballsack print on his forehead.
She enjoyed a nice case of ball-sacking last night after her boyfriend's best friend showed up.
Woman: I feel sad today. Man: Aww, I'm sorry. You want me to drag my sack across your face?
by Masteredyourmomstwat69 May 19, 2011
Get the Ball-sacked mug.When you and your fucked up friends all touch your big nuts.-Saif
When your friends and you take their balls out of their drawers and you all touch balls together/stand in a circle while doing it. NOT GAY.-Tyler
When you and your friends form the greatest bond you can from by touching your huge fucking nuts. -Ethan
THE BEST MUTHERFUCKIN THING EVER! its a bond like no other, people who do not touch their hairy, sweaty, fuckin glorious testicals together are homos. NO HOMO-Nick.
At least all my friends don't know that I like boys <3 ;) -Austin
When your friends and you take their balls out of their drawers and you all touch balls together/stand in a circle while doing it. NOT GAY.-Tyler
When you and your friends form the greatest bond you can from by touching your huge fucking nuts. -Ethan
THE BEST MUTHERFUCKIN THING EVER! its a bond like no other, people who do not touch their hairy, sweaty, fuckin glorious testicals together are homos. NO HOMO-Nick.
At least all my friends don't know that I like boys <3 ;) -Austin
Jim: lets become blood brothers
Joey: knives scare me
Jack: lets fucking touch balls
ALL: FUCK YEAH
*They all whip up their manly nuts, and make contact with everyone elses nuts. They then proceed to go smoke a manly, yet disgusting cigar.
Now we're ball brothers!
Joey: knives scare me
Jack: lets fucking touch balls
ALL: FUCK YEAH
*They all whip up their manly nuts, and make contact with everyone elses nuts. They then proceed to go smoke a manly, yet disgusting cigar.
Now we're ball brothers!
by The group of nut touching men. July 9, 2011
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Get the ball stall mug.Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end
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Get the Hurting Ball mug.1. To literally have a dick inside you as far as it can go.
2. To be very into something.
3. To be concentrating hard.
2. To be very into something.
3. To be concentrating hard.
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