Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019

nuts

the body part above the penis aka balls

did you suck dans nuts last night

by bigamericanidiot April 23, 2022

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

deez nuts

it just means balls

ligma deez nuts b*ch

by nikoniko10 April 24, 2024

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN, so I received a No Nut Redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022