national give your girlfriend money day

you give your own girlfriend money on November 12

Hey, it’s National Give Your Girlfriend Money day!

by Bigger Huger Humongous Dick November 11, 2020

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising

On this day every year the furry population increases tremendously because on this day anyone who tries to beat a furry turns into a furry

Nov, 27th National secret furry uprising is a day to be reckoned with

by Tb179 November 6, 2022

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

National ask out your crush day

When You ask your crush out and hope they say hell yea!! If the say no, welp, that’s your fault for being born like that💯😂😂

national ask out your crush day : just ask your crush out! And hope u get something out of it definition::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

by BAROCK THE JOCK May 28, 2018

National Suck Averys Dick Day

October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free

U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?

by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019