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John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.
by A&Please me July 10, 2022
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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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Papa Johns

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.
by Jackelanm January 14, 2024
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John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley
John = swag king
by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021
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John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee
I am going to have to send a john doe!
by Jules Doe March 15, 2019
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John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.
-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!
by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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