Friends with Benefits

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship

“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”

by charlie.pflug May 22, 2018

Friends off

When your friend says some messed up shit

Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude

by Barry’sPpSucc123 May 23, 2018

friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”

by willandlilith May 24, 2018

Friends

That one 90's sitcom that everyone remembers.

Characters: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Ross.
Release Date: September 22, 1994
Finale Date: May 6, 2004

Friends Theme Song -

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

by Emptiness May 24, 2018

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018