Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar October 18, 2008

Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do

Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

Sombrero Dick

When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.

After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.

by Slutgers November 3, 2011

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006