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Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.
Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023
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Loose Cunt Energy

Karen projects “Loose Cunt Energy “ because She can’t handle looking like a loud mouth fool when proven wrong and put in her place.
by Street Whiz is Back January 2, 2023
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Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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suck my cunt

an insult after someone says something mean to you
emily: you bitch kys fag
john: suck my cunt whore
by hekansjsis January 26, 2022
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Cunts with the same clit

A group/pair of like minded individuals who typically enjoy similar humour.
"We're bird's of a feather, two peas from a pod, cunts with the same clit"
by Tickety-boo January 18, 2021
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cunt wet wipe

MANLIKEHAKS
MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london
by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021
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