Cum

White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.

Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it

by HP Lovecraft 69 August 21, 2022

Cum Warbler

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.

Paxton is such a cum warbler.

by Pdog420 December 13, 2024

Cum dumpster

Becky’s Mom

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster

by Ligonma July 24, 2018

Cum pong

When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole

“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”

by CumChaser999998 April 14, 2019

Cum

Man Juice. Often called child sauce or baby water but we all know the real name for it.

Mom, it's not my fault all my cum is gone

by Applejuuuuce April 17, 2022

Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

cum

Ice cream

I love cum it is so tasty!

by Raylan29 October 11, 2022