Free head Thursday

Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.

I can’t wait for free head Thursday.

by Daddy_jorge September 10, 2020

Big Head Larry

Noun . Being slow witted and a dullard despite having an enormous cranium. Similar to the Pumpkin Head Larry in which said dullard also has red / ginger hair

"Man Burcham cannot figure out how to use that computer and its totally idiot proof. He's totally a Big Head Larry"

by Martay DeGuyter July 17, 2012

Missouri Head Butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

by The Graham Cracker November 9, 2011

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

red headed stepchild

A child who is obviously not your own, a child who is treated worse than other children in the family

I beat him like a red headed stepchild.

by Vindriss December 28, 2005

tor dick-head

A dick head that is unproportionally large compared to the shaft.

His dick was perfect but he had a tor dick-head so it didn't fit.

by David Gouveia February 2, 2010

heads or tails

When a man of african-american descent, and a caucasian male, both receive substantial erections. They then take turns slapping a female with their penises until they reach an orgasm. They then ejaculate all over the female party and mix semen creating the ultimate biracial cream.

Dude! Let's "heads or tails" that hoe!

by The Pineapple Jews February 12, 2014