bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

by BrizVegas May 20, 2006

Douche-bag lunch

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.

“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.

"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"

by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006

Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

by J :> January 17, 2009

Bully-fart bag

a bag in which a coal sample is put in, but instead of having coal in there you take it and put it up to your ass and fart. then you take it and put it in someone's face and ask them if they know the bully-fart man.

Man alive! that was the sickest bully-fart bag i ever smelt!

by Broagan Lee Goertz June 27, 2006

reverse tea-bag

When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB")

Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"

Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes."

by Stugots Jr. May 28, 2006