BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST 

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST by Bbelle October 21, 2022

national eat breakfast day 

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

national eat breakfast day by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

Politicians part 2: Breaking Down 

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!

Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”

Politicians part 2: Breaking Down by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

i need breakfast 

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

i need breakfast by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

gen z breakfast 

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

gen z breakfast by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022

House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings 

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses

That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! by Death Menace February 28, 2023