Kleenex kid

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
by Scratch Legba February 23, 2023
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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 05, 2017
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[coquee kids]

PRONOUNCED: CAWK-EE KIDS.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
marilyn monroe, audrey hepburn, vivi vennei, hippie, junkie, urban, trashy, label, prep, coquee kids
by xoxo______paradox October 05, 2008
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Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.
The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 10, 2024
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dadecounty kid

*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*

Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit
by xdJordxn August 14, 2021
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remove the kids

take the kids out of something. someone. somewhere

also used if there has a nsfw moment
presenter: "REMOVE THE KIDS"

parent: "get out, unless you want to get grounded"

kid: ":("
by lucoso April 22, 2022
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kape kid

A kape kid desires way fine 10s only.
You know my buddy just broke up with his date and wanted to be a kape kid for the night.
by Nohandle@weather August 31, 2021
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