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Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.
My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be
by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021
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Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors
We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.
by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023
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slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim
Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.
by Bewoke March 28, 2022
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Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.
"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"
by Biiig Z September 25, 2011
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legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021
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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021
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