Life

An STD that ends in death.

Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man

by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014

Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other

“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024

Suitcase Life

Suitcase life is when your traveling for a short period of time, usually a few days to a week or two. And your life out of your suitcase, you have all of what you need in your suitcase. Like clothes, toothpaste/toothbrush, deodorant, etc

“Going on a trip next week, I’m gonna be living the suitcase life.”

by Noah Armon December 17, 2022

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Life Goes On

Life Goes On is mainly a song by The biggest Boyband in the world BTS (방탄소년단), now Life Goes On used as a joke by the ARMY Fandom of the band whenever an ARMY misses a live

A1: I missed Hobi's B-day live :((
A2: It's ok bestie Life Goes On

by BangtannisHeart March 7, 2023