Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.
Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
by j. rose October 16, 2011
Get the Fat Boy Syndromemug. A term used to dehumanize short men. On the basis of this prejudiced term, a short man isn't allowed to do anything assertive, confident, or generally masculine without being accused of overcompensating or having short man's syndrome.
Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.
Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.
I rudely shoved that short guy at the bar out of my way, and he got all angry about it. Talk about short man's syndrome!
by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011
Get the short man's syndromemug. When a light skin women or in some cases light skin men taking long period of time responding to any messages, phone calls and find excuses not to chill with another person.
Person A: Have you hit up Morgan & Jasmyn to see if they are chilling with us?
Person B: I haven't got a response from either one of them. I message them 3 hours ago.
Person A: Their red bone syndrome is at an all time high right now smh.
Person B: I haven't got a response from either one of them. I message them 3 hours ago.
Person A: Their red bone syndrome is at an all time high right now smh.
by HRCaptain December 18, 2014
Get the Red Bone Syndromemug. Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.
by Phrygian Phrasing May 11, 2008
Get the Shitty Dick Syndromemug. A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.
Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?
Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!
Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!
by Ginny P May 9, 2004
Get the Itchy Scrot Syndromemug. This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 16, 2010
Get the runaway ego syndromemug. The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?
Otaku: No....
Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!
Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?
Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!
Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.
Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!
Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?
Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs
Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
Get the Loli Derangement Syndromemug.