dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.

Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"

by awkwardfotoz April 17, 2011

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg

Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice

by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019

authoritative hands

Choking during sexual inter course

Daddy use those authoritative hands on me in bed !

by K456 November 28, 2020

lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 30, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021