dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.

Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"

by awkwardfotoz April 17, 2011

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole

Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night

by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019