Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Chili Cheesed

To "dip" out on paying someone. To straight up embarrass someone. To act a fool.

"Dude you totally chili cheesed Hop City after the tournament was over."

"Dude you chili cheesed that dude about getting weird."

"We got weird and chili cheesed last night."

by hopcity May 15, 2012

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Cheese

The most delicious substance ever created. Can also be used as glue if it hardens. Easily attracts rats if you want a side for your meal.

Can I have some cheese?

by Joemamalol January 20, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023