Life

1) The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

2) Whatever you want it to be.

Person 1: What's the meaning of life?

Person 2: The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

Person 1: *Facepalm*

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Life

The precursor to death

Oppenheimer: I am become death
Man: Wtf dude this is the definition for life

by Droppedbaby March 11, 2021

symptom of life

An expression of your existence. Love, anger, sadness, grief, home, your connection to nature, your family, friends, music, art. Proof of your existence, all symptoms of life.

You grief because you love, it’s a symptom of life.

by bigfeelings345 December 29, 2024

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Cheesy Life

A Cheesy life is the life of a 400 pound internet troll. The name stems from the amount of various fluids from their body have become solid and cheese-like in texture.

Your average Reddit User is living a Cheesy Life

by supercoolandawesome October 17, 2021

Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023