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John

John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.
John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?
by lowellkjx February 3, 2021
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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
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Lynsey Johns

The most loving and caring person ever.She keeps her circle small because you can’t trust just anyone.She usually wears glasses and her eyes change colors.She doesn’t have a bestfriend.Many people say they are her bestfriend but end up not even wanting to be friends but she excepts it.She is loyal and wants a real realationship.sje usually only has guy bestfriends.Some times she feels left out sorta like a outcast.She just wants to be free and fell wanted.
by Jakob turner June 22, 2019
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john

cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes
We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.
by lala9978 May 23, 2024
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John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
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john mane

John mane means like asking for a friends outfit or a thing too borrow in a less awkward way too ask. (Ps: if people don't know what u mean then you know ur cool😎)
Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh

Friend 2: fosho here you go

*friend 1 never gave it back*
by NycRyan July 29, 2021
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Dirty John

That is 1 dirty john
by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021
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