If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
by fernvndooo August 14, 2022
Get the Lawyer Handsmug. when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
by panda porn December 17, 2011
Get the hand brandmug. "I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
Get the Ranch Handmug. When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
Get the legal jazz handsmug. The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake
There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled
" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake
No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn
Noice
There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled
" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake
No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn
Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
Get the nice warm friendly hand shakemug. When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Jobmug. by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
Get the Hand standsmug.